Bob's Blardy Blog = A humorous, rarely serious, take on current news topics or whatever I want to write about. Bob Simpson writes a nationally award winning newspaper humor column called Hogspore News. Archived columns at www.Hogspore.com. Contact: Bob Simpson. Largo, Florida. bobsimpson1947@yahoo.com 727-596-3458
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Sunday, August 25, 2013
The Royal Couple's Reality Show
ABC has
confirmed: “The new Royal Family began filming last week in their
Back from vacation in Branson
Contrary to media
reports, the Boo Boo family did not shorten His Royal Highness Prince George
of
Prince Will added, “We are unanimous is this breastfeeding decision. We would not change our minds for all the tea in
Further updates:
The Duchess of Cambridge will continue to use
her last name. She said, “It has been well established in public records as Middleton,
even on Facebook and Classmates.com. Besides, I want to make sure I keep
getting my Oprah magazine.”
Saturday, August 24, 2013
Super Model Tazered
Super Model Christie Brinkley was
I'm ready for my shroud, Mr. DeMille. |
The bouncer didn’t recognize Ms. Brinkley and thought an over-dressed drag queen was just trying to cut in line.
Even after the super model was tazered, Christie
Brinkley, age 59, was described by onlookers as "still shockingly stunning."
There is no reason to
think that Christie Brinkley will ever read this, but if she does:
Girl, you still
look 40 years younger than Billie Joel.
IRS knock knock joke
IRS knock knock joke
"Knock, Knock."
"Come in and take want you want."
"Come in and take want you want."
Bobsimpson1947@yahoo.com
Friday, August 23, 2013
Heidi Fleiss Marijuana
Heidi Fleiss has been growing
Marijuana plants at her Nevada
home. She is the 1990’s Brothel Madam of Ill Repute. Ill Repute is a small
southern California
town.
The County Sheriff
confiscated two of the 400 plants for evidence. According to the sheriff, “The
remaining plants were destroyed by my deputies over the course of three days,
or it might have been four days, or it might have been five days. Some of the
details are fuzzy about the actual plant dispatchations.”
The sheriff added, “Dispatchations is a
mighty funny sounding word, doncha think?”
The authorities did not immediately arrest
Ms. Fleiss because she was the only one there at the time to care for her
expensive exotic birds. She was very cooperative throughout the investigation,
to the point of giggling a lot.
Fleiss said, “I raise the Marijuana plants
just for the seeds for my pretty birds. The nourishing seeds make them fly
really, really, really really … uhh … high.”
If you have questions or want to add a remark,
please leave a comment. I would love to hear from you. I promise not to
argue or belittle you. That's what my wife is for. Just kidding, Dear.
Bobsimpson1947@yahoo.com
Are BMW Drivers Jerks or Just Misunderstood?
Tony Little makes a lame remark,
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According
to recently released studies, BMW drivers are the worst offenders for not yielding or
even stopping for pedestrians in crosswalks.
Rather than dispute these findings, BMW
management has issued a statement: “We have always maintained that BMW really meant
BUMP MULTIPLE WALKERS.
We absolutely stand behind our products and customers. We
certainly won’t stand in front of them.”
If you have questions or want to add a remark, please leave a comment. I would love to hear from you. I promise not to argue or belittle you. That's what my wife is for. Just kidding, Dear.
Bobsimpson1947@yahoo.com
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