Super Model Tazered

Super Model Christie Brinkley was 

I'm ready for my shroud, Mr. DeMille.

accidentally tazered by a doorman-bouncer outside an exclusive Hollywood nightclub for transvestites.

The bouncer didn’t recognize Ms. Brinkley and thought an over-dressed drag queen was just trying to cut in line.

Even after the super model was tazered, Christie Brinkley, age 59, was described by onlookers as "still shockingly stunning."

There is no reason to think that Christie Brinkley will ever read this, but if she does:

Girl, you still look 40 years younger than Billie Joel.

                 IRS knock knock joke

      "Knock, Knock."

         "Come in and take want you want."

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