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Monday, March 30, 2015

Love Through Love

He said:


You are the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my life.

 And, you’re smart too.

It’s different with you. I really do like you.

I love you.

I love you a lot.

I will love you for a long time.

I will love you forever.

I love you.

Yeah, me too.

Back at you.


Yes, I still love you.

I’m pretty sure that I love you.

I love you … unless something better comes along.

No, you’re not getting fat.

It’s just more for me to love.

You want to go jogging or work out with me?

I think you would feel better if you actually got up off the couch every once in a while.

I’m just concerned about your health.

Do you want me to take over paying your life insurance premiums for you?

I need some time alone to think some things through.

No, it’s not you. It’s me.

Maybe we should start seeing other people.

I met someone.

She’s really nice. She's a lot like you.

We should both tell the kids together.

Will you be all right on your own?

I got your attorney’s letter. I don’t think it’s such a fair deal for me.

Yes judge, we are totally irreconcilable with no hope of salvaging the marriage.

I know. I know. I know we’ve always spent Christmas with the kids, but you know my girlfriend has a family that we need to spend some time with too.

Yes, I mailed the alimony. I will check my bank statements again.

I don't know what I ever saw in you.

Yeah, well ok then, I hate you too.

I will hate you forever.


I will come back to haunt you after I die.

I hope you die first.

I hope you die real soon.

I’ll be right there as soon as I can get a flight. Are you sure our son is in stable condition?

I’m sorry to hear of your mother’s passing. She was a good woman.

It’s good to hear from you.

I was thinking about you the other day.

Yeah, I had a little health scare last week. Everything is fine now. My heart’s doing better but I have to watch what I eat and start exercising. I remember that my portion control was always a concern of yours.

Thanks for the card about my Dad. You’re right. He was a good man. I miss him.

Yeah, I was kinda stupid about us, wasn’t I?

You’re being kind to say that, but it really was entirely my fault. I’m sorry.

Sure, that would be nice if we met for coffee.

Yeah, I miss you too.

We did have some good times.

he said:  

You know … Nobody else will have
my sorry ass … so I’ll always love you forever. 

Have you seen my glasses? 

If you have questions or want to add a remark, please leave a comment. I would love to hear from you. I promise not to argue or belittle you. That's what my wife is for. Just kidding, Dear. 

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Bob Simpson
, Florida