The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Clint Eastwood will be riding fences, shooting bad guys, and talking to empty chairs alone. He and his wife announced a separation after years of marriage.
Actually, they have been living apart for over a year. Nobody knew because the entertainment media has been busy elsewhere.
The news slingers have been reporting on every Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus bowel movement, including the precise GPS locations of each defecation.
What do you call the Paparazzi in Italy?
Some say Clint must not be the marrying kind. More like he’s not-the-stay-married-forever kind. 48 year-old Dina Eastwood says, "We still remain close, unless the traffic is backed up on State Route One. Then it takes me two hours to get to Clint’s house, (soon to be my house),”
No property settlement details yet. They have, however, agreed on their last names. “Ladies and Gentlemen. Let me introduce you to Clint East and Dina Wood.”
Here are two quotes from Clint Eastwood:
“They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.”
“There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.”
Hello McFly! … Dina Eastwood, do you think you could have seen this coming?
There is a 35 year age difference between the couple. There always has been. It may not mean much now, but actuarial studies indicate that when Dina Eastwood is 82, Clint will be 117, just before he dies.
Based on the duration of this marriage and the actuarial studies, Clint will remarry and divorce two more times.
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